he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize