Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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