I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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