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it was like his penis was on wheels.
she told me i tasted like america
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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