People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dear god my vagina.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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