My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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