I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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