Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
