so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
there is puke in my bra ... again
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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