Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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