just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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