woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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