only if we run a train.
done.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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