so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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