Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is the high leading the old right now
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
