I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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