It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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