we're blogging at a bar
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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did i walk over a car last night?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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