My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We are all done wearing pants today
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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