I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
