So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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