So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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