My first STD was from a foam party
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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