and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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