Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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