I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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