i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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