I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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