the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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