idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think a kid would responsible me up
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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