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I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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