This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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