:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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