I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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