you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I love how my cats smell like pot.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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