Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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