foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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