# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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