You surviving the open bar?
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I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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