You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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