hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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