It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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