my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I stole a fireplace last night.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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