he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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