So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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