never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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