I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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