You surviving the open bar?
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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