He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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