I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize