Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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