Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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