she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny