It's like God shit irony all over that family
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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