i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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