I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
