Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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